Porn Stars Read Their Most Embarrassing DMs From Delusional Suitors (Video)

n case you’re new to the internet — or life in general — a porn star is someone who has sex for a living. They do it so much, in fact, that their wildest fantasies consist of things like clown gangbangs and someone having sex with them while they are sleeping so they don’t have to go through the motions. Therefore, you’d assume most men know that they have no shot with them. After all, if they want to have sex, they’ve got the option pretty much 24/7.

We already know that most porn stars generally hate receiving dick pics, but we can now extend that hatred to direct messages on their social media accounts from desperate losers trying to score. As is pointed out on many occasions in the following video, just because you watch these women having sex in their movies, it doesn’t mean you know them personally. But it most certainly does mean that you shouldn’t attempt any lame pick-up lines via DM to try and win their hearts — although, let’s face it, most of these degenerates aren’t after their hearts.